This Topic is exactly why i don't own a gun.My temper would get the best of me, and i'd end up doing something stupid.
I do however have a few items of the "less then lethal" persuasion.

I don't have any vandalism stories unless you count stupid people who park right on top of you and door ding your vehicle, after you purposely park in the north 40 of a parking lot, with 600 open spots. [sm=icon_flaming.gif]

 

i am the recent victim of a hummer hater with a key, but i do have a couple of stories of catching someone-once sitting in my car while my wife was in the bank, a lady opended her car door into the side of my car-(i had dark tinted windows so she didn't see me inside). i jumped out and she nearly pissed her pants-i said whoa-come here we're gonna discuss this as she tried to hurry away into the bank and then she gets an attitude with me and says-"you're cars not brand new or anything." then she jumps in her car and leaves with me telling her to stop. anyway-i took her tag and went and signed a warrant-never heard anything back and this has been 10 years ago.

my best friends wife was a welfare mart one day and a lady does the same thing to her new car and upon confrontation she told my friends wife "sh*t happens" to which she replied "not to me it doesn't" and politelty restrained her until the arresting officer arrived.