We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


***** - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

 

 

I guess I got neither.

 

Funny

 

I'm with you Doc ...but now I know the difference.

 

gotta add one to the list for Doc.

mangina -arriving home late from a night with the guys and hiding in your garage pretending you've been watching hockey all night...

 

now that was funny...hmmm...I'd get away with the first one......but that second..........[:@] thats going down in the blaze of glory right there...use that only if you know your headed to the bachelor pad[8D]


importKiller........I know I've done that!!!!![]

 

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