Found on the WEB!!!!
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Found on the WEB!!!!
When HUMMER HATE is going to STOP?
I found this piece of s..crap this morning
Hummer Owners Suck
It has come to my attention that people who own Hummers are the worst mankind has to offer. Perhaps they are even worse than people who graduated from Harvard or Yale. They are the kind of people who will fornicate with Adolf Hitler when (never if) they go to hell to burn eternally for their crimes against humanity. Simply put, they are greedy bastards. Psst! Come closer and listen up! Here's a great plan: Let me spend over $100,000 on a car, I am such a ****ing genius. Nevermind the fact that over a billion people are abysmally starving. Nevermind that donating $70,000 and settling for ONLY a $30,000 car (commonly called "cars most people don't seem to mind having") would save literally thousands of people from imminent death. Nevermind that $70,000 could buy you almost 100 tons of yummy animal crackers. Oh no, let the poor bastards starve, I mean they are poor bastards after all. I mean DUUUH! They wouldn't have those big pot bellies if they weren't full.
The Hummer owners' arrogance comes across in the reason the jackasses dare to buy the car. The purpose of a car is to get from point A to point B in as less time as possible, unless you are greedy bastard in which case the purpose of a car is to get from point A to point B in as much glitz as possible. Hummer owners get a sick, sexual thrill out of people looking at their cars. Reminds me of an exhibitionist ***** with too much make up on and too many STD's quite frankly.
One thing besides Hummer owners that **** me off is advertisement for the Hummer. They ads are full of nice scenes in which the adventurous Hummer is going on savannahs, mountains, valleys, and various other bull**** scenary. Perhaps they need to add one more adventure that is actually realistic: paved roads going, 35 miles per hour. Anybody who buys a Hummer hasn't the slightest intention of going offroad (because he is a pansy fearing scratches and dents) but buys a Hummer to feel the awesome kick of adrediline. And why do they get such a kick from owning a car that is portrayed as so risque and fun? People who own Hummers have to assert their dominance one way or another. Well actually, they have problems. And when I say problems I mean that they all have a small penises. So then buying a HUGE Hummer EVERYONE likes to STARE AT satisfies their sick urges at dominance and exhibitionism. But here's a fun, rough adventure for Hummer owners. Drive your damn ****wagon thru Africa. Be sure to put signs on the car informing on-lookers how much the car costs. See how long you live.
f someone you know is a proud owner of a Hummer, please don't hesitate to give them this gift below. Simply print it out on sticker paper and you have your very own Hummer bumper sticker!
Hummer likes to brag that it's Like Nothing Elseâ„¢. Let me list a few experiences that are similar to the Hummer in that they are Like Nothing Elseâ„¢:
• Neglecting starving children by buying unneeded show-off transportation vehicles.
• Cutting off your ***** with garden tweezers forcing you to buy show-off transportation vehicles.
• Swimming in an Amazonian lake full of man-eating piranhas.
• Washing your hair by flushing your head in a toilet.
• Drowning in a large bucket of ****.
• Beastiality
• Cannabalism
• Engaging in prostitution
• Eating dog ****.
• Understanding the evolution of cars.
futhermore,
yesterday afternoon, I was driving back home with my son and we were stuck in a traffic jam.
a young guy (around 20 yo) came close to my car and gave me the finger while smiling!!
thus I came to the conclusion that HUMMER HATE has reached FRANCE.
What the hell! we have about 100 HUMMER IN ALL FRANCE!!!! why some people do hate HUMMER owners like this?
I found this piece of s..crap this morning
Hummer Owners Suck
It has come to my attention that people who own Hummers are the worst mankind has to offer. Perhaps they are even worse than people who graduated from Harvard or Yale. They are the kind of people who will fornicate with Adolf Hitler when (never if) they go to hell to burn eternally for their crimes against humanity. Simply put, they are greedy bastards. Psst! Come closer and listen up! Here's a great plan: Let me spend over $100,000 on a car, I am such a ****ing genius. Nevermind the fact that over a billion people are abysmally starving. Nevermind that donating $70,000 and settling for ONLY a $30,000 car (commonly called "cars most people don't seem to mind having") would save literally thousands of people from imminent death. Nevermind that $70,000 could buy you almost 100 tons of yummy animal crackers. Oh no, let the poor bastards starve, I mean they are poor bastards after all. I mean DUUUH! They wouldn't have those big pot bellies if they weren't full.
The Hummer owners' arrogance comes across in the reason the jackasses dare to buy the car. The purpose of a car is to get from point A to point B in as less time as possible, unless you are greedy bastard in which case the purpose of a car is to get from point A to point B in as much glitz as possible. Hummer owners get a sick, sexual thrill out of people looking at their cars. Reminds me of an exhibitionist ***** with too much make up on and too many STD's quite frankly.
One thing besides Hummer owners that **** me off is advertisement for the Hummer. They ads are full of nice scenes in which the adventurous Hummer is going on savannahs, mountains, valleys, and various other bull**** scenary. Perhaps they need to add one more adventure that is actually realistic: paved roads going, 35 miles per hour. Anybody who buys a Hummer hasn't the slightest intention of going offroad (because he is a pansy fearing scratches and dents) but buys a Hummer to feel the awesome kick of adrediline. And why do they get such a kick from owning a car that is portrayed as so risque and fun? People who own Hummers have to assert their dominance one way or another. Well actually, they have problems. And when I say problems I mean that they all have a small penises. So then buying a HUGE Hummer EVERYONE likes to STARE AT satisfies their sick urges at dominance and exhibitionism. But here's a fun, rough adventure for Hummer owners. Drive your damn ****wagon thru Africa. Be sure to put signs on the car informing on-lookers how much the car costs. See how long you live.
f someone you know is a proud owner of a Hummer, please don't hesitate to give them this gift below. Simply print it out on sticker paper and you have your very own Hummer bumper sticker!
Hummer likes to brag that it's Like Nothing Elseâ„¢. Let me list a few experiences that are similar to the Hummer in that they are Like Nothing Elseâ„¢:
• Neglecting starving children by buying unneeded show-off transportation vehicles.
• Cutting off your ***** with garden tweezers forcing you to buy show-off transportation vehicles.
• Swimming in an Amazonian lake full of man-eating piranhas.
• Washing your hair by flushing your head in a toilet.
• Drowning in a large bucket of ****.
• Beastiality
• Cannabalism
• Engaging in prostitution
• Eating dog ****.
• Understanding the evolution of cars.
futhermore,
yesterday afternoon, I was driving back home with my son and we were stuck in a traffic jam.
a young guy (around 20 yo) came close to my car and gave me the finger while smiling!!
thus I came to the conclusion that HUMMER HATE has reached FRANCE.
What the hell! we have about 100 HUMMER IN ALL FRANCE!!!! why some people do hate HUMMER owners like this?
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RE: Found on the WEB!!!!
I find that usually the one that complains the loudest about something is because they have the inability to have one for himself and really wants one but can't have it and now he is mad at the people who do...my opinion is he REALLY want one! Suffer!!!
