I think I seen #2 used on the forum's before. Perhaps they actually took these from our forum's WORD GAMES.
**********************************[/align]The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition.[/align]
[/align]Here are this year's winners:[/align]
[/align]1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders thesubject financially impotent for an indefinite period.[/align]
[/align]2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.[/align]
[/align]3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts untilyou realize it was your money to start with.[/align]
[/align]4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.[/align]
[/align]5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.[/align]
[/align]6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.[/align]
[/align]7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.[/align]
[/align]8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.[/align]
[/align]9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.[/align]
[/align]10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.[/align]
[/align]11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)[/align]
[/align]12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.[/align]
[/align]13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the dayconsuming only things that are good for you.[/align]
[/align]14. Glibido: All talk and no action.[/align]
[/align]15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.[/align]
[/align]16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just afteryou've accidentally walked through a spider web.[/align][/align]

 

Bozone..................

Everybody should try and use one in a sentence.

Sorry customer, bozone action day here at the office, your project will have to wait until next week?

 

Gee Doc, I wish I could catch intaxication but no matter how much I pay in I always have to send them another check on April 15th.

 

See Dopeler effect

 

 

It's teh ghey!!

 

 

that got soda to come out of the nose

 

there have been a lot of words that came about on forums... one of my favorites that I see on another forum all the time is asshat... they even have the asshat smilie