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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 06:09 PM
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> >> > Fishing Trip
> >> > He began his day with an 8lb walleye on the first cast and a 7lb on
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> >> > the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever
> >> > walley over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.
> >> >
> >> > It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a
> >> > terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
> >> >
> >> > The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that
> >> > he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
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> >> > leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.
> >> > He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the
> >> > hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing
> >> > his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walley over
> >> > 10 pounds.
> >> >
> >> > He was jubilant........then he remembered his wife.
> >> >
> >> > Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the
> >> > corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
> >> >
> >> > The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
> >> > your fishing trip didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself!
> >> > While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the
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> >> > pond your wife has been languishing in the ICU!! It's just as well
> >> > you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the
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> >> > last fishing trip you ever take!
> >> > For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care. And
>
> >> > you'll be her care giver forever!"
> >> >
> >> > The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
> >> >
> >> > The doctor then chuckled and said........"I'm just f--kin' with ya.
>
> >> > She's dead. What'd you catch?"
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 06:10 PM
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I love that joke....
 
Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:37 PM
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LMAO
 
Old Mar 6, 2008 | 07:33 AM
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Ouch, harsh punchline.
 
Old Mar 6, 2008 | 07:59 AM
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Yeah but spoken like a true, die hard fisherman.
 
Old Mar 6, 2008 | 03:09 PM
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HAHAHA.... there are a couple other versions of it... but that one is the best.
 
Old Mar 7, 2008 | 01:55 AM
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Good One!!!!
 
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