Defense Attorney..Will you please state your age
Little old lady..I am 86 years old
Defense Attorney..will you tell us in your own words, what happened the night on April 1st
Little old lady..There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch, when a young man came creeping up and sat down next to me
Defense Attorney..did you know him
Litttle old lady..no, but he sure was friendly
Defense Attorney..what happened when he sat down
Little old lady..he started to rub my thigh
Defense Attorney..Did you stop him
Little old lady..no I didn't stop him
Defense Attorney..Why not
Little old lady..It felt good, nobody had done that since my Albert died 30 years ago
Defense Attorney..What happened next
Little old lady..He begain to rub my breast
Defense Attorney..Did you stop him then
Little old lady..no I did not stop him
Defense Attorney..why not
Little old lady..His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited, I haven't felt that good in years
Defense Attorney..what happened next
Little old lady..well, by then, I was feeling so spicy, I laid down and told him, take me young man, take me now
Defense Attorney..Did he take you
Little old lady..hell no, he just yelled, APRIL FOOLS, and thats when I shot him, the little bastard.

 

I was pulling for the old lady too!

 

Good one!

 

 

I likey that one...

 

Daaamn!