I had 3hummers in mind when I read this in my email.... after his run in with the gas woman..

The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?.....

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena, my wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was in the check out line.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I probably shouldn't, I continued, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. However, I did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I was giving it another go.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and I needed to lose a few more pounds. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit both of us.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Good One!!!

 

Thats pretty funny

 

Don't you just love it when you actually think of the witty, funny thing to say in the moment instead of 20 minutes later. Very Funny.

 

That was a good one, very very funny.

 

I had afunny wal-martexperience when I bought 6 dog toys a few days ago... the woman asked me if I had a dog... I said no.. and didn't explain why I was buying them...

she said oh... and kept ringing me up.

 

lmao