or....

5 down.... 2 to go..... (decades)

 

Pappy Olds ?

it really is your grandaddy's Olds?

PentaDec? (5 decades for y'all that don't "penta")

Oldest Olds?

Rickety Olds?

Henry Ford's first Roommate?

Teddy Roosevelt's guide?

George Foreman's Grill?

sorry, got a bit out of control there . . . . . .

 

How about we just buy you a Tee Shirt that says "Depends Quality Tester"

 

I could us a T shirt. Seen nothin I like yet, but you had ma chuckling a bit.

 

how about "golden"




as in golden years

 

Or maybe a T Shirt that says "Really, I AM a Hooters Girl"

 

Molson Golden.

 

How about..... Hooter Tester?

 

slow down doc, it's not like you get to pick. and for pete's sake, "Molsen Golden"? are you sick, or just wanna be? MoosePee? MoosePeePee? MoosePePe? MoosePappy?

 

"I'm a Golden Girl" or "I love Bea Arthur"

OK, I'll stop.