When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

 

"HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! " -Muddy

Not me my job is perfect.

 

Even if I did hate it I don't know anything else to do. Fortunately I really like what I do. I definitely understand there are worse jobs than mine out there.

 

and before this goes way off topic and we have to hear about HG talking on the phone all day....

What about dirty jobs?? Isn't that one of the best shows on Discovery?

 

That is a good show. I like the most dangerous job shows also.

 

Deadlest catch?

 

That DIRTY JOBS show is AWESOME!!!

 

Mike Rowe makes that show... especially when the topic turns "adult"

 

Come on Muddy tell the truth..you know that you work for Johnson& Johnson and thats your job.

 

Yeah,..and admit you don't mindchipped glass.