Two crocodiles were sitting by the river talking. The smaller one truned to the larger croc and said," I can't understand why you are so much bigger than I am. We are the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well", said the other croc, "what have you been eating"?
"Politicians, same as you," replied the smaller croc.
" hmmmmm.Well where do you catch them?"
"Down on the other side of the parking lot by Congress."
'Same here. Hmmm said the large croc. " How do you catch them."

Well, I crawl up under one of there cars and wait for them to unlock the door. Then I jump out and grab them by the leg and shake the $hit out of them and then I eat them", said the smaller croc.
Ah! says the large croc", I think I know what the problem is. You are not getting any nourishment .By the time you shake all of the $hit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase."

I thought I would try to take the pressure of telling bad jokes off of Muddy.

 

 

Well, you did it......BAD JOKE!!!!![:@]

 

Nice....

 

Damn Muddy, I thought I would take some of the bad joke heat off of you but I'm getting nothing here. LOL

 

That was better than some of Muddy' s latest but not by much.

 

I have some real crappy jokes I am going to start laying down...

 

lol! I thought it was mildly amusing. [8D]

 

If nothing else 3Hummers, it is good timing with the elections going on

 

what about my snow white joke??