OH MY GOD IF I hear that excuse ONE MORE TIME, I will drive the H3 right into a lake, take the insurance money, and get me a Black H2bLiNgEd to the MAX!

 

BWAHHAHHAHHHAA So True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Noise? what noise?"

 

There ya go..........your way ahead of the learning curve.

 

Hold the phone! Here is the BIGGEST and MOST IMPORTANT one of them all:

"I'm sorry sir/mam, but that's not covered under warranty"

lol

 

That is normal just turn up the monsoon a little more....

 

Good job man.

 

Congratulations Mike!! They're lucky to have ya!!

 

"Hello. When can I pick up my H3 from the oil change?"

"Well sir, we found a problem. You see, your flux capacitor is discombobulating from your contusion rod, and because the forceflex strap is twisted, we'll have to replace the entire forefront balancing gyroscope, and that's not covered under warranty. Because you wanted to have the oil changed, we went ahead and fixed all that for you since we couldn't get to your oil plug and sensory deprivation controls without repairing the problem. Now, will that be cash or charge?"

 

Now you got me wanting to watch Back to th Future, Mike!

I used to joke with my dad when he asked me about a noise he heard with his car once. I told him it sounded like his muffler bearings were shot.