It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two init,
but, here is one:
[/align]Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to
the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It
is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my [/align]pecker in."

(Wipe that smile off your face

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Sorry but Mr. Clean beat you to it https://www.hummerforums.com/m_2280/tm.htm

 

 

Very good.

 

CUTE!

 

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between
the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pubfor the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one ofJohn's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled l eeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a
toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.
You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pullhim
by the ears to make him come."

 

THAT is funny!