The Bowl of Chili
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The Bowl of Chili
The Bowl of Chili
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, 'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too'.'
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, 'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too'.'
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fxck your brains out, and suck your **** dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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RE: The Bowl of Chili
Don't need no (intentional double negative vernacular) crackers for that bowl. [:'(] 
Reminds me of another whipper snapper joke:
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then hit the throttle andfinished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier!!!!
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about10 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back
on and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took adump , then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!
Reminds me of another whipper snapper joke:
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then hit the throttle andfinished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier!!!!
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about10 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back
on and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took adump , then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!
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that reminds me of this...
--If you keep trying things when OLD people tell you Straight Out that it will NOT work and it is WRONG. Then you are YOUNG. And not just YOUNG, but a Whippersnapper. And no one wants to be a Whippersnapper. No one.
--If you keep trying things when OLD people tell you Straight Out that it will NOT work and it is WRONG. Then you are YOUNG. And not just YOUNG, but a Whippersnapper. And no one wants to be a Whippersnapper. No one.
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