Birds And The Bees
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Birds And The Bees
The Birds and The Bees
[/align]A father asked his 12-year-old son if he knew about the birds and thebees.[/align][/align]"I don't want to know!" the child said, burstinginto tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"[/align][/align][/align]Confused, the father asked what was wrong.[/align][/align]The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There'sno Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's noEaster Bunny' speech. When I was eight, You hitme with the 'There's no tooth fairy speech.'"[/align][/align][/align]"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't reallyget laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."[/align][/align]
[/align]A father asked his 12-year-old son if he knew about the birds and thebees.[/align][/align]"I don't want to know!" the child said, burstinginto tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"[/align][/align][/align]Confused, the father asked what was wrong.[/align][/align]The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There'sno Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's noEaster Bunny' speech. When I was eight, You hitme with the 'There's no tooth fairy speech.'"[/align][/align][/align]"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't reallyget laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."[/align][/align]
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