This is hilarious.

 

Thank you everyone for replying. First I thought it was the color but seeing that IgottaH3 has a yellow H3as well with no spider problems makes me believe that my Hummer might have a nest somewhere. Some of the replies on here are hilarious. Maybe it's just a coincindence that my new car attracts spider webs. I'll give it a bit more time before I freak out forever. Thanks guys!!!

 

The color shouldn't be the problem. Those spiders just have good taste!