Here's something that is annoying to me. The color of my H2 is Desert sand, but most people think it's green! Almost daily I have patient's ask me if that's my green Hummer and I'll say no it's Desert sand, and they say it looks green to me. Anyways, enough of that. I'm just procrastinating on getting to my paperwork. LOL!

 

Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy, Oh sweet (not in THAT way) Sugar Daddy:

You know people are probably thinking "Oh no, not another one of THOSE guys"

Some people call my H3 Orange when it's dirty, so I tell them "It's not Orange, it's Victory Red, because I'm a Winner!"

They looked at me and said "Oh, you're a winner alright......."

 

I am a winner! I am happy, I am successful, I have a large %$#, and by golly, people like me!