and don't forget to put a cover letter on your TPS reports...

 

And..........yeah..........ummmm.................w e might..............ummmm..............need you to work on.........ummmmm..........Saturdays and half day Sundays...............

 

annnnnd..... ohhhh... yeahhhh.... I'll just take this stapler... okkk....

 

Yeah........... Did you get that memo?

 

How do you like the madhouse so far?

 

You cant take that stapler......that's my stapler..............I bought that stapler.......I have not been paid.............don't ask me to move my desk again.........thats my stapler.......................I'll burn this place down....................

 

"PC Load Letter"? What the **** does that mean?

 

That stapler would not happen to be a RED one...............is it????

 

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

 

that movie sucked in the theaters...not much better on a message board