Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bastard!" called out Eddie.

 

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. [/align][/align]His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

 

 

 

Who is buying those cookies, eeewww! I found where you get your jokes....maxinmag.com I read those yesterday.

 

False.... I get mine from "The Google"

 

Those were pretty good.

 

So you just Google "really awful jokes" and you hit the jackpot. Who would have thought it could be so easy? I thought you spent hours pouring through bad joke books pulling out only the very worst jokes you could find.

 

That's weird because I was on Maxim's site just reading the articlesand hit the joke link and there was the joke you posted.

 

Bad jokes must be like bad pennies...they just keep coming back around.