These guys rent out an armoured Hummer H2, just in case you are likely to encounter "trouble"

http://www.dfweliteautorental.com/sh...rmored_car.htm

 

the web site won't open for me, but if they're around DFW, that's probably used by VP Cheney's hunting buddies . . . . . .

 

H2 Hummer Armored Level NIJ II / Euro B2

$625
24 hr. period Monday-Thursday
$800
24 hr. period Friday-Sunday
100 miles included, $0.75 per additional mile

2005 Hummer H2
4-Wheel Drive
6.0L V8
Can withstand 357 Magnum, JSP, 9mm, FMJ & more.

For more information armoring levels click here.

 

They charge by miles and bullet holes.

 

I think that Shorty's is already armored.