Warning this may offend some

David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why there are no Black NASCAR Drivers

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 09 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 08 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 07 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 06 - They keep trying to carjack DaleEarnhardt Jr
# 05 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 04 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 03 - No Cadillac Escalades approved for competition.
# 02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACK MEN CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 01 -They can't wear their helmets backwards.


Now that is funny I dont care who you are!!

 

well hell... I think it's funny!

 

People are too sensitive.... take it at face value....

 

LMAO

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run

 

07 Pit crew can't work on the car while holding there pants up...that was my favorite.

 

That was funny!!!!!

 

I like 4. No passenger seat for the HO.

 

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm gonna try to recite that this sunday when I'm watching the race. I am not taking it seriously, just a silly sarcastic joke.