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Mountain Trooper Sep 12, 2007 07:00 PM

HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll....
 
Got this on an email...
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper
was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him
and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your
garage door?"


The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked
into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door."

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?"

She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with
two flat tires."

blackstangs281 Sep 12, 2007 08:51 PM

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Doc Olds Sep 12, 2007 08:55 PM

RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll....
 
[sm=roll.gif] Nice. :D:D

HummBob Sep 12, 2007 10:57 PM

RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll....
 
Poor OLD GUY!!!!![&:][8D]:D

671H3 Sep 13, 2007 01:00 AM

RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll....
 
Good one! :D

hilljob26 Sep 13, 2007 06:13 AM

RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll....
 
THATS FUNNY


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