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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 05:30 PM
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E-A-G-L-E-S

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The EAGLES

Q: How do you keep THE EAGLES out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in PHILLY in case of a tornado?
A: Lincoln Financial Field - they never have a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the EAGLES & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the EAGLES and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many EAGLES does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find ou t.


And lastly..............

Q: What do the EAGLES and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
 
Old Nov 15, 2007 | 09:24 PM
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WOW! Did we loose some $$$ on the GULS?
 
Old Nov 15, 2007 | 10:18 PM
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BITTER Much??
 
Old Nov 15, 2007 | 11:22 PM
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So I take it you don't think they will beat Miami by 10?
 
Old Nov 16, 2007 | 07:22 AM
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I despise the iggles..... I think they should start at I-95 and bulldoze until they reach I-276....

I am a Bears fan....
 
Old Nov 16, 2007 | 07:25 AM
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The LIONS beat da Bears both times this year!!!!!! [8D]
 
Old Nov 16, 2007 | 07:27 AM
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Next Question.....

 
Old Nov 16, 2007 | 08:25 AM
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I'm sorry to say I'm an Eagle Fan, I can't be a fair weather fan, I'll cheer for them until forever. Which is exactly how long it will be before they win the Super Bowl. I'm not one of those loud, booing Santa kind of fan. Unless you talk about the Philadelphia Wings Indoor Lacrosse Team, now that is what I'm Loyal, Loud and Proud about. Go Wings! Season starts in Jan. 08 get your tickets now.
 
Old Nov 18, 2007 | 11:39 AM
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Have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wd1ClBy8mk

I think it may have been the Eagels head office. LOL
 
Old Nov 18, 2007 | 06:27 PM
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urlacher is a bad azz i gotta admit...im a chiefs fan
 



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