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Muddydawg75 01-20-2008 10:38 AM

Cooking with Tina
 
MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors
were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said
serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but
I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of
lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up
to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all
ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have
been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some
reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast.
All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash
of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the
controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much
to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.
If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to
surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

H34 pleasure 01-20-2008 10:44 AM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
Are you trying to pizz me off or do you want me to start yelling.:D...Hummbob might be very mad to because he just might think Bob is ment for him.[8D]

Muddydawg75 01-20-2008 10:46 AM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
:D

H34 pleasure 01-20-2008 10:49 AM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
I think you just want me to come and kick your azz.:D

Muddydawg75 01-20-2008 10:52 AM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
I can change it to Trey if you would like?

importkiller 01-20-2008 12:30 PM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
don't know what's funnier....the joke or Tina's reaction:D:D

rhill20 01-20-2008 12:40 PM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
That's funny :D

Trayderjoe 01-20-2008 01:27 PM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
So does Tina take Muddy? [sm=smiley2.gif]

importkiller 01-20-2008 02:10 PM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
absofreakinlutely!!!! And muddy would LOVE it;):D:D

blackstangs281 01-20-2008 03:54 PM

RE: Cooking with Tina
 
My money is on Tina:)


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