The BOSS
>Subject: Boss > > > > > >A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER > > WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN. > > > > HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU > > LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?" > > > > THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS > > OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. > > > > WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS > > ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP. > > > > HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY > > UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE > > FROM HIS SECRETARY. > > > > WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID > > YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?" > > > > THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T...ALL I > > SAW WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES." > > > |
RE: The BOSS
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