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RE: hummers suck... just ask this guy - 7/13/2006 9:04:38 AM

retnuh5

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Shorty,

I know you are trying to get a rile out of one us, I keep wait for someone to reply and no one has, so I guess it will be me. I agree with you. I learned the truth about my gender when I started riding my motorcycle. I don't even have to look in the mirror to know if I have a male or a female behind me. The females are always riding on my back tire. That being said, I blame it on the males who don't teach women that a motorcycle can't stop or steer like a car. Guys put your biker chics on the front of the bike and let them drive. They will become better drivers all the way around. Let them drive in the cities. Let them drive all different types of vehicles. I ride in every thing from a unicycle to dump trucks and forklifts. I still know a few males that are better drivers than I am but I only have one girlfriend that can drive better than me(she has more expience than I do).

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RE: hummers suck... just ask this guy - 7/13/2006 10:47:59 AM

shortbus

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dammit, nobody takes me seriously anymore.

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RE: hummers suck... just ask this guy - 7/13/2006 9:27:00 PM

Linus Gump

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ORIGINAL: shortbus

i don't think i could live without mine. i can talk on the phone, eat a big mac, drink a coke, have a smoke and shift gears at the same time, all while steering with my knee, and damn proud of it. i don't have to shift gears anymore, but i haven't killed anyone yet. like everything in life, i think it depends on the person. i never really pay attention to the person i'm talking to anyway, i'm more interested in the sound of my own voice . . . . we just really need to do something about all the women drivers . . . . and the truckers, they're the worst . . . .

Sounds like me when I delivered for Domino's. BTW if a pizza shows up to your house with an odd number of slices, ask your driver how he ejoyed the other one.