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HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll.... - 9/12/2007 5:00:41 PM

Mountain Trooper

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Got this on an email...
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper
was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him
and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your
garage door?"

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked
into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door."

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?"

She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with
two flat tires."

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RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll.... - 9/12/2007 6:51:25 PM

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RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll.... - 9/12/2007 6:55:21 PM

Doc Olds

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Nice.

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RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll.... - 9/12/2007 8:57:21 PM

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Poor OLD GUY!!!!!

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RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll.... - 9/12/2007 11:00:07 PM

671H3

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Good one!

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RE: HUMMER-esque joke for Ya'll.... - 9/13/2007 4:13:12 AM

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