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wives - 6/10/2007 2:52:44 PM

kild1

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Wives

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, I'm Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going.

The young guy says, That's OK. Its a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I cant find her and I'm
getting a little desperate.

The old guy says, Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, Well, she is 24 years old, tall,
with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and
she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no
bra.

What does your wife look like?

The old guy says, Doesn't matter --- lets look for
yours.

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RE: wives - 6/10/2007 3:16:55 PM

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RE: wives - 6/10/2007 4:20:25 PM

H34 pleasure

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...Thats funny, but when I am in Home Depot with my husband..I'm always looking for him.

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RE: wives - 6/10/2007 5:00:16 PM

Little Monster

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When I am in Home Depot I am always looking for an educated salesperson to help me find the crap I went there for. This can and has taken hours...I hate Home Depot!

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RE: wives - 6/10/2007 6:49:49 PM

Dennis

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Well, since Home Depot fired the four guys that helped police capture a couple of scumbag shoplifters...I've torn up my CC and called Home Depot and cancelled my account and told them why....Lowe's will be getting all my buisness from now on.

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RE: wives - 6/11/2007 1:25:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dennis

Well, since Home Depot fired the four guys that helped police capture a couple of scumbag shoplifters...I've torn up my CC and called Home Depot and cancelled my account and told them why....Lowe's will be getting all my buisness from now on.

DITTO!!!!

Except we don't have LOWE'S so I got to RONA!! Same ****!!!

http://www.rona.ca/content/home

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RE: wives - 6/11/2007 4:44:03 PM

Muddydawg75

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nice...

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RE: wives - 6/11/2007 8:15:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dennis

Well, since Home Depot fired the four guys that helped police capture a couple of scumbag shoplifters...I've torn up my CC and called Home Depot and cancelled my account and told them why....Lowe's will be getting all my buisness from now on.

WTF are they thinkin!