Any good stock picks out there??

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ORIGINAL: Muddydawg75

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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ORIGINAL: RedRocker

I just opened a TDAmeritrade account, with a little play money in it, just to see how I could do.

My first purchase was PORN!!!! I bought 1500 shares of a company called Petel, which just introduced broadband pR0n to the UK this week. I bought it on Tuesday at .21 a share, at one point Thursday it was up to about .45 a share, and at the end of the week it settled at .36 a share.
They came out with a memo for the service saying that their 1st week useage FAR exceeded expected use, and that they should come out well ahead of projections for the 1st month.

Anyone else have any good penny stocks to share???

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ORIGINAL: littlehummerboy

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ORIGINAL: RedRocker

I just opened a TDAmeritrade account, with a little play money in it, just to see how I could do.

My first purchase was PORN!!!! I bought 1500 shares of a company called Petel, which just introduced broadband pR0n to the UK this week. I bought it on Tuesday at .21 a share, at one point Thursday it was up to about .45 a share, and at the end of the week it settled at .36 a share.
They came out with a memo for the service saying that their 1st week useage FAR exceeded expected use, and that they should come out well ahead of projections for the 1st month.

Anyone else have any good penny stocks to share???

I heard of another guy who bought some stock in a porn company, but they went tits-up!

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ORIGINAL: RedRocker

I just opened a TDAmeritrade account, with a little play money in it, just to see how I could do.

My first purchase was PORN!!!! I bought 1500 shares of a company called Petel, which just introduced broadband pR0n to the UK this week. I bought it on Tuesday at .21 a share, at one point Thursday it was up to about .45 a share, and at the end of the week it settled at .36 a share.
They came out with a memo for the service saying that their 1st week useage FAR exceeded expected use, and that they should come out well ahead of projections for the 1st month.

Anyone else have any good penny stocks to share???

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ORIGINAL: JM

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ORIGINAL: RedRocker

I just opened a TDAmeritrade account, with a little play money in it, just to see how I could do.

My first purchase was PORN!!!! I bought 1500 shares of a company called Petel, which just introduced broadband pR0n to the UK this week. I bought it on Tuesday at .21 a share, at one point Thursday it was up to about .45 a share, and at the end of the week it settled at .36 a share.
They came out with a memo for the service saying that their 1st week useage FAR exceeded expected use, and that they should come out well ahead of projections for the 1st month.

Anyone else have any good penny stocks to share???

Penny stocks is a dangerous game for beginners.
concentrate on mid caps, spend 2 hours a days reading analysts comments, and don't forget the golden rule '' as soon as you reach 30% profit cash in''.Do not buy shares having a PER above 20.
and most of all BE LUCKY.