Two men and a woman
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Two men and a woman - 5/10/2007 3:53:39 PM
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blackstangs281
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Two Men and a Woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL : Women Are Evil
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RE: Two men and a woman - 5/10/2007 4:34:08 PM
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Hummergirl4
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Oh...My...God!!!!! 
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RE: Two men and a woman - 5/10/2007 4:34:33 PM
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Hummergirl4
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Oh...My...God!!!!!
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RE: Two men and a woman - 5/10/2007 6:23:11 PM
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blackstangs281
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ORIGINAL: Dennis
There should be stronger Chair Controls...These things are everywhere...If there was fewer Chairs and stronger controls over being able to pocess them, there'd be fewer killings..
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RE: Two men and a woman - 5/10/2007 7:49:41 PM
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Hummergirl4
Oh...My...God!!!!!
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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RE: Two men and a woman - 5/11/2007 12:42:02 AM
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HummBob
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FuNnAy!!!!
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RE: Two men and a woman - 5/11/2007 9:51:28 AM
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Hummergirl4
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Dennis
There should be stronger Chair Controls...These things are everywhere...If there was fewer Chairs and stronger controls over being able to pocess them, there'd be fewer killings..
 Chair controls...hahah...too funny Dennis
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