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shortbus -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 1:10:42 AM)

well, he hasn't come back, so maybe he's either providing a taxi service [:D] . . . . .



or his new G-string is riding him so hard he can't type -    [sm=jawdrop.gif]    





damn, i really crack me up . . . . . . .


  

jdrew -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 1:34:03 AM)

where did ya go pumpkin?  we miss you...


ZYNE -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 7:57:11 AM)

LOL Shorty!!!!  Nothing like having coffee come out your nose from laughing .. thanks man ..!!!! :-)


HummerGuy -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 8:24:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jdrew

I guess HG got a new set of panties...[:D][;)]  ( I did the quote thing too to make it the 3rd time you see it.)


All BS aside, I understand 1 mode of transportation..  But in the same thought, I wouldnt tell everyone I wont take it off road again... Thats like admitting you think about guys in a  special way too.. Some things are better left unsaid.. lol 

[;)][;)][;)][;)][;)]


Hey Betty; I didn't say I would NEVER take it off-roading again [:D]  We MIGHT still go this weekend with Nick.  I'm still debating.  I already cancelled one event this weekend.  I might just go on Sunday and make it my last trip for a while.  Basically my grandmother was diagnosed with some heart problem that is being caused by a medication she's been on, BUT is off of it and on some new blood thinners that is supposed to undo or reverse the symptoms she is having.  Because of that, she is going to have to make more frequent trips to the doctor.  The problem is my uncle (her son) that lives only 10 to 15 minutes away, may have to get surgery on his shoulder, and he is the only other means of getting her to the doctor besides me since we really don't hvae any other family members around.  She has a friend across the street that shuttles her around sometimes, but if my uncle has surgery on his torn  tendon, he probably won't be able to move his shoulder for a while, which means he won't be able to help her get around or possibly not even drive.  That leaves pretty much ME to bear the burden of taking care of both of them, which is going to be difficult since we live 40 miles away from them and I don't get home from work until 7 at night usually.  SO, I have to put the side steps back on so my grandmother can get in and out of the H3 and I'm not going to keep taking them on and off all the time every other weekend to go off-roading.  All of the Hummer dealers in my area are a pain in the @#@ to get to, even though technically they aren't that far, but the traffic going to each is pretty bad most of the time.  I don't want to get in a situation where I have to make trips to the dealer if something breaks and then even though I'll have a loaner, I might not be able to get around as easily since she can't really move all that great right now and get into a lower car.  The H3 is actually easier to get in since it's high and she can grab onto the handles and doors.  IF I go on Sunday, it's oging to be the last time for a while, possibly the next few months until everybody is mobile again.  It's a tough situation to be in when you are the only person around and have to support your family, your home and your wife all on your own.  I'm surprised I haven't gone insane already!


ZYNE -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 9:16:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HummerGuy
I'm surprised I haven't gone insane already!


*ahem* ... say what now!? [:D] 

All joking aside here Mike .. I feel ya .. been in that position too .. gotto prioritize the things that matter :-) 


jdrew -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 10:12:32 AM)

exactly..

you're a good "guy", no matter what Nick says about you....




shortbus -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 10:25:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jdrew

exactly..

you're a good "guy", no matter what Nick says about you....





and you should see some of the stuff Nick says about you, damn that guy's rough [:D]

in all seriousness, we're just havin' fun with ya, albeit at your expense.  although the bus isn't our sole transportation, i am providing taxi service again since my daughter aerated her car.  i even missed a NCHG run last weekend, first one i've missed in 2 years [:(]  so in a strange, twisted sort of way, i'm going through the exact same thing as you, except it's completely different . . . . .[8|]


ZYNE -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 12:01:32 PM)

Hey now Shorty ... have you seen what I say about YOU!? LOL!!!!

I feel both of ya's on this one guys ... hope it changes soon so everyone can go back to their normal lives :-)


littlehummerboy -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 12:24:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ZYNE

Hey now Shorty ... have you seen what I say about YOU!? LOL!!!!

I feel both of ya's on this one guys ... hope it changes soon so everyone can go back to their normal lives :-)


We are HUMMER owners, we don't have normal lives![;)]


HummerGuy -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 12:45:53 PM)

Don't worry shortbus; I don't take things personal.  I get a kick out of it.  Actually, after taking an hour last night to re-seat a freakin' front wheel steering knuckle boot I found half way off, I was about to burn the thing.  It's amazing how important a little $1 piece of rubber is.  My wife didn't understand the importance of it, and I told her "well honey, if this grease comes out of this part, it won't move, and if it doesn't move, turning the wheel will probably break it, which means the front wheel will fall off when I turn it, and all because this little rubber piece is not wrapped around this little steel piece"

The problem was getting the stupid little metal ring clip to wrap around it without the boot sliding back up the joint again.  DOH!  PAIN IN THE A&& I tell you!

I still don't think she got it [:D]


littlehummerboy -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 12:58:59 PM)

I'm considering converting to a pavement princess as well, but the modifications would be substantial.

First, I'd need to paint it yellow.
Second, install a magnaflow muffler.
Third, get some 37" Toyo tires.
Fourth,Get a black Gobi roofrack with tailgate ladder.
And last, get some Fox shocks!

Then I'll be able to cruise the malls!
 
To dress it up I may even add a little pinstriping too!


HummerGuy -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 1:07:14 PM)

HHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmm Pinstriping.  Yeah, that's a good idea!  MWA HA HA HA HA  1-INCH wide CHROME AND GOLD pin striping, now THAT's classy............


shortbus -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 2:21:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlehummerboy

I'm considering converting to a pavement princess as well, but the modifications would be substantial.

First, I'd need to paint it yellow.
Second, install a magnaflow muffler.
Third, get some 37" Toyo tires.
Fourth,Get a black Gobi roofrack with tailgate ladder.
And last, get some Fox shocks!

Then I'll be able to cruise the malls!
 
To dress it up I may even add a little pinstriping too!


now that was pretty damn funny [sm=icon_stickpoke.gif]

you forgot the H2 body kit mod though . . . .[:D]


littlehummerboy -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 2:32:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: shortbus

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlehummerboy

I'm considering converting to a pavement princess as well, but the modifications would be substantial.

First, I'd need to paint it yellow.
Second, install a magnaflow muffler.
Third, get some 37" Toyo tires.
Fourth,Get a black Gobi roofrack with tailgate ladder.
And last, get some Fox shocks!

Then I'll be able to cruise the malls!
 
To dress it up I may even add a little pinstriping too!


now that was pretty damn funny [sm=icon_stickpoke.gif]

you forgot the H2 body kit mod though . . . .[:D]


I did think of that, but decided I would keep it as an H3, in case I ever do want to go back to something a little more offroad capable![;)]


shortbus -> RE: HummBob, Dennis; I'm converting to a Pavement Princess........... (4/26/2007 3:16:57 PM)

good idea, 'cuz we all know how totally incapable the H2 is off the pavement . . . . .[:@] [;)]


  

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