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guts or balls ? - 3/31/2007 2:34:25 AM

kild1

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
result in death.

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RE: guts or balls ? - 3/31/2007 2:36:06 AM

importkiller

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lol....I didn't think you got to keep your balls once married?!?!?!?! I gotta re-read my marriage licence pretty damn sure it says something about that on there

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RE: guts or balls ? - 3/31/2007 3:46:03 AM

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RE: guts or balls ? - 3/31/2007 5:13:40 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: importkiller

lol....I didn't think you got to keep your balls once married?!?!?!?! I gotta re-read my marriage licence pretty damn sure it says something about that on there

They are switched out for fake ones without you even knowing it. The real ones are kept in that little inside pocket in her purse.

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RE: guts or balls ? - 3/31/2007 7:46:00 AM

LawWyfe

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I am thinking the definition to balls = DEAD!

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RE: guts or balls ? - 3/31/2007 7:37:48 PM

dilo2001gt

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I thought they keep them in a jar

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RE: guts or balls ? - 4/1/2007 8:40:42 PM

Little Monster

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Thanks for the info...now that I know the differance...I will know what to do next time tat happens...Can I use them lines Kid?...

I always was a glutten for punishment.

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RE: guts or balls ? - 4/1/2007 10:03:17 PM

kild1

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Little Monster

Thanks for the info...now that I know the differance...I will know what to do next time tat happens...Can I use them lines Kid?... I always was a glutten for punishment.

sure u can use them
just remember to duck and cover

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RE: guts or balls ? - 4/1/2007 10:09:45 PM

Dennis

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So which one is this?

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband,

"I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

He never heard the shot......

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RE: guts or balls ? - 4/1/2007 10:12:00 PM

TigerLily

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LawWyfe

I am thinking the definition to balls = DEAD!

I'm thinkin' I agree!!

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RE: guts or balls ? - 4/2/2007 8:00:46 AM

Racerboy80

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I thought those were hilarious...my wife disagreed!

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RE: guts or balls ? - 4/2/2007 7:31:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TigerLily

quote:

ORIGINAL: LawWyfe

I am thinking the definition to balls = DEAD!

I'm thinkin' I agree!!

AGREE..AGREE..AGREE..

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