Short Psychiatric Joke
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RE: Short Psychiatric Joke - 3/22/2007 3:37:40 PM
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TigerLily
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RE: Short Psychiatric Joke - 3/22/2007 4:24:42 PM
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Wu Jen
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Those were so bad they were good!
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted."
Okay thats it for my bad joke of the day!
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RE: Short Psychiatric Joke - 3/22/2007 5:02:08 PM
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Muddydawg75
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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
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RE: Short Psychiatric Joke - 3/22/2007 6:24:40 PM
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LOL..cute ones! 
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RE: Short Psychiatric Joke - 3/22/2007 6:56:28 PM
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Muddydawg75
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, ****, let's go home."
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RE: Short Psychiatric Joke - 3/22/2007 7:05:30 PM
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