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Joke - 3/18/2007 10:19:31 PM

littlehummerboy

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During an Army war game, a commanding officer's Humvee got stuck in the mud.
The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.

"Sorry sir," said one of the loafers,
"but we've been classified dead and the referee said we couldn't contribute in any way."

The C.O. turned to his driver and said,
"Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels
to give us some traction."

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RE: Joke - 3/18/2007 11:35:43 PM

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Thanks Karl, I needed that. Been a LONG CRAPPY DAY!!!

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RE: Joke - 3/19/2007 5:59:14 AM

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RE: Joke - 3/19/2007 1:56:17 PM

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RE: Joke - 3/19/2007 6:50:08 PM

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Nice....

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RE: Joke - 3/19/2007 7:05:06 PM

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