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On the Train - 3/8/2007 1:32:07 PM
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TigerLily
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ----he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied.
"Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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RE: On the Train - 3/8/2007 2:48:47 PM
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RE: On the Train - 3/8/2007 2:54:10 PM
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RE: On the Train - 3/8/2007 7:31:42 PM
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quote:
ORIGINAL: TigerLily
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ----he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied.
"Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
 ...I just read this in my E-Mail.
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RE: On the Train - 3/9/2007 4:56:28 PM
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littlehummerboy
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quote:
ORIGINAL: TigerLily
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ----he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied.
"Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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