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PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 11:31:52 AM   
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I pulled up to the pumps today when I saw this guy feeding his Toyota POS, shaking his head in discuss. So I pulled up next to him to see what trouble I could cause. I got out and started the pump. He then started to talk to me. He said "Boy, I hope you don't have to drive far. That thing must take a lot of gas!" I said "No not at all... This thing gets about 43 miles to the gallon"! He started to scream in some language I've never heard of. He said NO WAY! Then got into me stealing all of the oil. I told him "This also is a hybrid that burn trees also". That's when he really lost it! The gas station attendent had to come out and calm the guy down. I was very calm and smiled a lot. I told the attendent that I don't understand what the problem was. The guy took off and refused to pay. I think they are still looking for him.
Why can't I find any friends?

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 12:05:55 PM   
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LMAO
gr8 job

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 12:13:10 PM   
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That's funny....I probably would've said something derogatory about his mama and how she likes me soooo much.

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 1:03:42 PM   
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Thats awesome...I seem to get a lot of dirty looks at the pumps as well.

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 1:12:22 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: crank

I pulled up to the pumps today when I saw this guy feeding his Toyota POS, shaking his head in discuss. So I pulled up next to him to see what trouble I could cause. I got out and started the pump. He then started to talk to me. He said "Boy, I hope you don't have to drive far. That thing must take a lot of gas!" I said "No not at all... This thing gets about 43 miles to the gallon"! He started to scream in some language I've never heard of. He said NO WAY! Then got into me stealing all of the oil. I told him "This also is a hybrid that burn trees also". That's when he really lost it! The gas station attendent had to come out and calm the guy down. I was very calm and smiled a lot. I told the attendent that I don't understand what the problem was. The guy took off and refused to pay. I think they are still looking for him.
Why can't I find any friends?


Umm .. I think I know why you are having friend problems doode ...



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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 1:13:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: crank

I pulled up to the pumps today when I saw this guy feeding his Toyota POS, shaking his head in discuss. So I pulled up next to him to see what trouble I could cause. I got out and started the pump. He then started to talk to me. He said "Boy, I hope you don't have to drive far. That thing must take a lot of gas!" I said "No not at all... This thing gets about 43 miles to the gallon"! He started to scream in some language I've never heard of. He said NO WAY! Then got into me stealing all of the oil. I told him "This also is a hybrid that burn trees also". That's when he really lost it! The gas station attendent had to come out and calm the guy down. I was very calm and smiled a lot. I told the attendent that I don't understand what the problem was. The guy took off and refused to pay. I think they are still looking for him.
Why can't I find any friends?


Where do you live?  I live out here in Virginia and I haven't had any problems.  There are a lot of Hummer owners out here though.

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 1:17:37 PM   
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Good for you.

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 1:31:06 PM   
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One time...I was pumping gas and this jerkwater got out just like you Crank and was looking at me or my truck and shaking his head too...I was not in a good mood anyway.. I knew what he was thinking and so I walked over to his pump and press in on the off flapper where the nozzle goes and shut off his pump...He looked at me with surprize and rage and I said .." hold off buddy, I may need it all"

I confront people that act like assholes..I do so with glee

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 1:56:30 PM   
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ROTFLMAO thats the best one that I've heard yet. I give you an A+ for creativity.

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 2:05:51 PM   
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I actually got a POSITIVE comment just last night outside the local CVS.  Was an older fellow, probably late late 50's or early 60's.  I pulled in, noticed him gawkin at my tubby b*tch and figured, here we go again.  I walked passed him and he didn't say a word ... On the way out he just said "I bet that is one hell of an amazing vehicle" ... I just turned around smiling and said thank you, it's so rare to get these positive remarks!  It really made my evening as I had a pretty crappy day yesterday ...

As far as confronting a-holes I am that way too Den .. verbal murder is soo much fun sometimes :-)

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 2:11:51 PM   
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Dennis, I really like that approch! That is GREAT! I would of paid to see that! I now see my problem. I need to be more aggressive in my conversations.
I really like messing with people. It's a game I really enjoy. Especilly if they start it first. It's amazing how PO'd people will get when you smile and blow them kisses. People flip me off and I blow them a kiss. (No! I'm not G@Y. Not that there is anything wrong with that). They can't get over that some how and sends them into a fit.
I live north of Pittsburgh.. Mars, PA. Yes... I'm from Mars! My Brother works in Moon. No my Wife is not from Venus. 
Beleive it or not, the world is full of little Liberal weasles. There a few Hummers around where I live. There are also a lot of toys being driven by no life weasles. Sad really.
I call my H3 BIG BEN.
The first reason is I'm a big Pittsburgh Fan!
The other is:

B = Because
I = It
G = Gives

B = Bloody
E = Enviromentilists
N = Nightmares!

With some of the problems my ride had I really LOVE this H3 because it's the coolest vehicle known to Man and it pi$$es off the peole I really hate anyway! It doesn't get any better!


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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 2:14:25 PM   
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very nice den!

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 2:18:48 PM   
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Maybe he saw his wife get into an H3 that looked like yours and was trying to tell you "stop screwing my wife" in another language

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 2:56:18 PM   
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HaHaHa!

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RE: PO'd Toyota Guy! - 2/22/2007 3:01:49 PM   
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You might be right Hummerguy. It did sound something like that. I am a high level Chick Magnet.

 

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