blackstangs281
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PERFECT EXCUSE Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in
bed with a strange woman. She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back."He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. And this had Better
be good!"He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young
lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and
asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you
anymore,the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago that you
wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice.I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you
never served me.I showed her to the door .She was so grateful, for all these things, and she thanked me
profusely.But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked
me.
"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"
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