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Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 8:18:51 AM   
Dennis

 


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Al, Bill &Hillary go to Heaven

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.  And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.  Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a  grudge against my fellow man,

and I hope no grudges  are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at  my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair"
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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 8:33:02 AM   
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I'm not a fan of Hillary, but that was funny.

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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 8:40:33 AM   
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Be careful abt what you say to Dennis about Hilly.
He got one of her picture hanging above his bed.One more comment like this and he might ban you

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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 8:51:57 AM   
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Be careful abt what you say to Dennis about Hilly.
He got one of her picture hanging above his bed.One more comment like this and he might ban you




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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 10:12:14 AM   
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dang...gonna burn in  for that one! lol

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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 6:25:31 PM   
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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 7:53:00 PM   
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dang...gonna burn in  for that one! lol


With Hillary

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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 7:58:09 PM   
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Hillary is the devil!      
 
 
 

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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 8:15:57 PM   
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Hillary is the devil!      
 
Unfrotuanely if the Bleeding Heart LIBERALS get their way......That DEVIL will be Running Your Country!!!


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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 8:25:21 PM   
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I don't think she stands a chance.  Would you vote for this?



I'd rather vote for this Hillary:




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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 8:33:15 PM   
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Hillary is the devil!      
 
Unfrotuanely if the Bleeding Heart LIBERALS get their way......That DEVIL will be Running Your Country!!!



She can't even take care of her own man, let alone a country.

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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 8:47:10 PM   
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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 9:55:00 PM   
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Rudy will be our Next Prez...Cuz he's perfect ..Leadership skills in a crisis and has Moderate views

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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 9:55:08 PM   
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Hillary is not that bad.
I write her letters everyday via the sewer mailing system.
One flush and it is on its way...

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RE: Always a woman first.. - 2/14/2007 9:56:18 PM   
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Hillary is not that bad.
I write her letters everyday via the sewer mailing system.
One flush and it is on its way...


LMAO

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