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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 2:04:12 AM
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jdrew
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Never watched Prison break.. maybe 'cause I'm at work.. 
But since I bought this H3, I'm a broke ass.. I am poorer now than I was before I bought it... (But I look good pulling into work!) Maybe I should make "Soap on a rope" to help recoup the H3 payment. 
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 2:19:27 AM
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Gunner_45
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Considering your customer base, I'd say make it out of lye.....but then your sales would probably suck.
BTW: I knew a couple of guys that worked down at the TDC units in Huntsville TX....Holy sh!t @ the stories they would tell.
Almost as hair raising as the Nam stories some of my shooting buddies tell (only after you ply them with 6 or so beers, otherwise they wont talk)
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 2:34:34 AM
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jdrew
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Here's a couple for ya...
A couple of months ago, one of our state inmates decided to fall off his rocker. He had been placed in an isolation cell and decided to smear feces all over the walls..
When I approached his cell, he stuck a fecal "log" onto his forehead and started screaming, "I'm a Unicorn!" while dancing around flapping his arms like a chicken...
Here is one that is very recent....
Since I am the booking officer for our shift, I don't get back to the halls very much. Well last Friday, I am walking by one of the cells and a guy comes up to the window and says, "You know anything about Real Estate?" Knowing this can't be a serious question, I tell him, "A little".
He says as he points to his groin and says, "Can you tell me if this is a lot?"
I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 2:47:38 AM
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Gunner_45
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You are just as bad as the guys I knew from TDC.....Brothers from other Mothers so to speak.
The more gross and crazy the story, the funnier it got.
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 2:59:15 AM
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jdrew
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The only way to win with these people is to not play into their hand... I look at it as a game.
When i am walking through a hall.. i will stop right in front of an inmate that is walking the hall.. i will blurt out something so rediculous like, "How old were you in the 4th grade?".. They look at me with a confused look.. then will actually make a point to tell me the answer when they see me again.. Quite funny..
One time this guy tried to get my goat by calling me Barny Fife. I said, What are you talking about? he said you know, Barny Fife.. The cop that only carries 1 bullet.. So i play it off as if I have no clue what he is talking about.. I say.. i have no idea what you are talking about.. is this some new show on MTV or something? I continued this for about 5 min until he gave up.. Thats the best right there..
Or another thing is when they try tio ask you though the glass a question, like what time is it.. i reply with something not anywhere related to what they are asking about.. like, No.. we might have pizaa on monday, but not tonight.. You wouldn't believe how many times they will ask and how many different answers i give them. it's like they have no clue what i am doing..
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 3:52:41 AM
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Wu Jen
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Vessel Captain
See, now THIS is unique on here.
What are you the captain of?
http://www.oceaneering.com/Vessels.asp?id=919
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 4:51:01 AM
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HummerGuy... Just for you, I went outside just now and took a pic of me and my girl.... Now, off to work I go!
AWESOME PIC!!!!!
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 6:02:27 AM
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JM
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What you mean ''awsome pic''!!!!
He just scared the sh**t out of me!!!!! 
Haaa! I understand you're speaking about the awsome looking DOG .
Hey, jdrew, I'am just joking with Bob
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 6:10:06 AM
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''The Ocean Intervention II is one of Oceaneering’s dynamically positioned (ABS DP Class 2) multi-service vessels (MSVs). The vessel delivers value and flexible capabilities by combining an efficient size, excellent stability, modular components, and a moonpool launched ROV system. Christened in 2000, the Ocean Intervention II’s track record is filled with innovative deepwater projects developed from Oceaneering’s years of operational experience and engineering expertise in the Gulf of Mexico.''
Well, Well.....last time I saw these specs. she was called ''GLOMAR EXPLORER'' and was a CIA vessel trying to lift up a sunken russian sub.
Seriously speaking, you got hell of ship here, congratulation for being her skipper.
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 7:47:50 AM
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LawWyfe
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I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."
BAHAHAHA..I like a good "real estate" joke/story on occasion
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 8:34:24 AM
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Security Specialist for DHS.
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 8:35:09 AM
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ZYNE
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I'm on it already Gunner :-) It's a wee bit slow right now but hoping to see some good ones come back .. once you pass that 5 year experience level the market looks pretty different too!
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 8:43:17 AM
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Trey124
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I'm retired at 36 years old.
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RE: Occupations - 2/13/2007 9:45:47 AM
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ZYNE
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Ok, now you're just rubbin' it in Trey .. what's the secret doode .. share LOL!!!!!
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