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Gunner_45 -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 1:06:44 PM)

Sh!t...............No wonder you like jumping out of planes...........

Oh wait......Think you can interest your boss in a tandem jump and conveniently forget to strap him up ?

Hmmmmmmm............


  

ZYNE -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 1:18:35 PM)

Skydiving = Stress management :-)  And it's not just limited to airplanes .. I'll jump out of pretty much anything and everything that fly's or if it's tall enough ... one of these days I'll make it down to Angel Falls too :)

If I did tandems myself I guess the thought of it could've been attractictive .. but why ruin my life in the process when I can achieve a "career murder" so to speak!?  At least you don't go to jail for that hehehehehehe .. Plus it would be rather fitting since he has forced anyone standing up to him outa here ... I think I'm the only one to get away with saying "F*CK YOU!" to their boss around here and still have a job ... Just goes to show he needs me more than I need them ... I would've been fired on the spot anywhere else .. but then again .. I guess when you throw immigrant schlur in someones face (I'm an immigrant lol) and you get a reaction to it .. it's better to keep your mouth shut then have HR know what  you're doing to your employees ...  I'm not one to seek out revenge normally but I'm gunna enjoy this sh!t LOL!  Think of it as righting some wrongs. .. :)


Wu Jen -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 1:35:34 PM)

Vessel Captain


HummerGuy -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 1:48:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wu Jen

Vessel Captain


See, now THIS is unique on here.

What are you the captain of?


ZYNE -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 1:51:31 PM)

No sh*t!!!  Got use for a good network guy in that vessel!?!?! LOL!


jdrew -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 2:32:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HummerGuy

I found a pic of jdrew.  Here he is:

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

[image]local://upfiles/863/B9362F63F8324CE7BCBAE47327367A25.jpg[/image]


HummerGuy... Just for you, I went outside just now and took a pic of me and my girl.... Now, off to work I go!

[IMG]http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t172/jdrewh3/sashame.jpg[/IMG]


ZYNE -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 2:54:12 PM)

I definitely don't want to be a customer of yours now ... [:D][:D][:D]


jdrew -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 2:56:23 PM)

bah.. I'm a teddybear... [sm=lildevil.gif]


HummerGuy -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 2:57:52 PM)

You just look like you want to kick someone's butt! I'll remember to follow WAY behind you on the trails lol [:D]


Dennis -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 3:30:50 PM)

I guess we'd better start calling you "BOSS"[:D][:D]


Linus Gump -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 9:45:46 PM)

Yeah, as is, "Shakin' the bush here, BOSS! Shankin' the bush here!"


Linus Gump -> RE: Occupations (2/12/2007 9:55:14 PM)

ZYNE, if your job sucks that bad, get a CDL and drive a truck. You can see the country- from the freeway, sleep 3 feet from where you work- in a little box barely big enough to stand up in and not enough room to take a full step in any direction, have some monkey of a dispatcher telling you how to drive your truck when they can barely identify a truck on sight, and put up with morons on the road who are too busy talking on the phone, eating, putting on makeup, shaving, reading, swatting kids in the "wayback" seats, and picking thier nose to drive. But the plus side is you can make over $50K your first year, you meet strange and interesting people on a daily basis, and you don't have to pay rent anywhere if you don't want to. You also have the opportunity to go places and do things the average joe cant do, or it will cost a lot for them to do, and you get paid for it.


jdrew -> RE: Occupations (2/13/2007 12:48:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HummerGuy

You just look like you want to kick someone's butt! I'll remember to follow WAY behind you on the trails lol [:D]


heheh.. Not me??!!


quote:

ORIGINAL: Dennis

I guess we'd better start calling you "BOSS"[:D][:D]


Heh... [sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=wootwoot.gif]  While your at it.. how about some of these...
  • Prison Guard
  • Jail Guard
  • Chiefs
  • Cops
  • Screws
  • Hack
  • CO's
  • Police
  • Bulls
  • "Guv"
  • Warden
  • Turnkeys
  • Popo
  • 5-0

    There's a million of these!


  • Gunner_45 -> RE: Occupations (2/13/2007 1:50:38 AM)

    So JD,

    Just how lucrative IS that “Soap on a Rope” concession you ocifers run on the side ?

    I'd wager it's enough to keep you in tire money and dog chow...........

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist…..Been watching to damn much Prison Break I guess.

    [;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][;)]


    Gunner_45 -> RE: Occupations (2/13/2007 2:00:51 AM)

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: ZYNE

    Skydiving = Stress management :-)  And it's not just limited to airplanes .. I'll jump out of pretty much anything and everything that fly's or if it's tall enough ... one of these days I'll make it down to Angel Falls too :)

    If I did tandems myself I guess the thought of it could've been attractictive .. but why ruin my life in the process when I can achieve a "career murder" so to speak!?  At least you don't go to jail for that hehehehehehe .. Plus it would be rather fitting since he has forced anyone standing up to him outa here ... I think I'm the only one to get away with saying "F*CK YOU!" to their boss around here and still have a job ... Just goes to show he needs me more than I need them ... I would've been fired on the spot anywhere else .. but then again .. I guess when you throw immigrant schlur in someones face (I'm an immigrant lol) and you get a reaction to it .. it's better to keep your mouth shut then have HR know what  you're doing to your employees ...  I'm not one to seek out revenge normally but I'm gunna enjoy this sh!t LOL!  Think of it as righting some wrongs. .. :)


    Hang in there man.....Let Karma run it's course....and pack a tight chute (that is meant in a sky diving way, not a Broke Back way)   [:)]
     
    The IT job market IS a lot better these days...Not like it used to be, but better.......Get thy self to looking and casting about.....


      

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