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Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 7:33:42 PM   
Sugardaddy


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I'm just about to take the stage to speak about women's health to a bunch of desparate housewife's.  I'm not kidding.  Problem is that my PR girl, didn't tell me about how many women are coming, so I'm not that prepared.  LOL!! Time to improvise.  LOL!! 
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RE: Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 7:35:43 PM   
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Hey do a little ice breaker with a few Blonde jokes..that will get you their good side

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 7:36:05 PM   
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Good luck Joe.

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 7:58:00 PM   
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Desperate housewives are my favorite kind of housewife.

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 8:10:05 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dennis

Hey do a little ice breaker with a few Blonde jokes..that will get you their good side


Here's one to get you started.


Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.
 
Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
 
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
 
Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!



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RE: Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 8:24:46 PM   
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If you look like Patrick Dempsey their not gonna be listening to what you say anyway! You'll do just fine!!

Good Luck!!

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 8:26:53 PM   
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GOOD LUCK.






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RE: Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 8:33:37 PM   
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LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/8/2007 8:44:46 PM   
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Hmmm...desperate housewives eh? What makes ya think they are desperate? LOL..Don't worry as we "desperate housewives" would be too busy staring at you and undressing you with our eyes to hear a word you are saying anyway.  

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/9/2007 12:07:53 AM   
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Missed out on wishing you luck.....so how did it go??

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/9/2007 6:27:19 AM   
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Bah! no big deal just include some magic words in your speech and it should works.

''Gucci shoes'' when the topic is about a broken ankle...
''Vuitton hand bag'' when starting the shoulder problems discussion...
and above all ''diamonds ring'' if you're about to speak about hand accidents..

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/9/2007 7:36:07 AM   
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JM...


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RE: Wish me luck - 2/9/2007 8:31:31 AM   
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Thanks guys.  It went well.  I always get a little nervous before I speak, but once started I calm down.

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/9/2007 8:39:47 AM   
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GOOD! That's because you are so smooooooth! Now how many of them tossed you a phone number?

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RE: Wish me luck - 2/9/2007 8:40:09 AM   
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How many dollar bills did you end up with in your underwear??

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