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Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 5:57:22 PM
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Mr H3x
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"]Woman Drivers
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there
was a Woman In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all
The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers!!
< Message edited by Mr H3x -- 2/6/2007 6:04:37 PM >
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 6:01:02 PM
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dilo2001gt
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 6:07:37 PM
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Mr H3x
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I don't know what the hell happend, I tryed to cut and paste, I hope that I have it cleaned up now so that you all can read it.
Sorry
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 6:15:44 PM
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dilo2001gt
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better 
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 6:36:34 PM
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LawWyfe
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Gawd, hope you at least didn't stain the seats!
(Do you live in south FL?????)
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 6:44:36 PM
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blackstangs281
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It's hard to drive and post to this forum at the same time
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 6:52:08 PM
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LawWyfe
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quote:
ORIGINAL: blackstangs281
It's hard to drive and post to this forum at the same time
Dont ya just love those crackberries and Treos??
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 7:02:11 PM
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JM
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There only ONE good thing about SAUDI ARABIA:
Women are not ALLOWED to drive there......see, those guy are not totally stupid after all 
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 7:07:57 PM
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LawWyfe
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quote:
ORIGINAL: JM
There only ONE good thing about SAUDI ARABIA:
Women are not ALLOWED to drive there......see, those guy are not totally stupid after all
Oh my goodness! JM hun, don't tell me you are a MCP!!!?  Well...God ( OR insert your choice) did give you men 2 heads to think with! Hence...you should be
"more smarter!" 
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 7:10:37 PM
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H34 pleasure
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oh my god..talk about women drivers..how about some of you men..
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RE: Woman Drivers - 2/6/2007 7:21:14 PM
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JM
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I am telling you!
Yes, I am an MPC (I guess you mean Male Proud and Clever isn't) and is a medical fact that we, MPC, have two '' things'' that you DO NOT have.(hence the P.g)
I am not sure that's making us smarter but I am convinced that's helping
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