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Mr H3x -> Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 5:57:22 PM)

  "]Woman Drivers

 This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there 
 was a Woman  In a brand new
Cadillac 
 Doing 65 mph With her
Face up next to her 
Rear view mirror  Putting on her eyeliner.  I looked away For a couple seconds
 And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,
 Still working on that makeup.  As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;  I dropped  My electric shaver,  Which knocked  The donut  Out of my other hand.  In all
The confusion of trying  To straighten out the car  Using my knees against  The steering wheel, 
it knocked  my cell phone 
away from my ear  which fell  into the coffee  between my legs,  splashed,  and burned  Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call. 
 Damn women drivers!!

  
dilo2001gt -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 6:01:02 PM)

what [8|]

Mr H3x -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 6:07:37 PM)

I don't know what the hell happend, I tryed to cut and paste, I hope that I have it cleaned up now so that you all can read it.

Sorry

dilo2001gt -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 6:15:44 PM)

better [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

LawWyfe -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 6:36:34 PM)

Gawd, hope you at least didn't stain the seats!
(Do you live in south FL?????) [:D]

blackstangs281 -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 6:44:36 PM)

It's hard to drive and post to this forum at the same time[:D]

LawWyfe -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 6:52:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: blackstangs281

It's hard to drive and post to this forum at the same time[:D]


Dont ya just love those crackberries and Treos?? [:D]

JM -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 7:02:11 PM)

There only ONE good thing about SAUDI ARABIA:
Women are not ALLOWED to drive there......see, those guy are not totally stupid after all[&:][8D]

Dennis -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 7:04:07 PM)

oh oh...............Let the games begin[8|]


[:D][:D][:D]

LawWyfe -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 7:07:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JM

There only ONE good thing about SAUDI ARABIA:
Women are not ALLOWED to drive there......see, those guy are not totally stupid after all[&:][8D]


Oh my goodness! JM hun, don't tell me you are a MCP!!!? [sm=chairshot.gif] Well...God ( OR insert your choice) did give you men 2 heads to think with! Hence...you should be
"more smarter!" [;)]

H34 pleasure -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 7:10:37 PM)

oh my god..talk about women drivers..how about some of you men..[:@]

JM -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 7:21:14 PM)

I am telling you!
Yes, I am an MPC (I guess you mean Male Proud and Clever isn't[:D]) and is a medical fact that we, MPC, have two '' things'' that you DO NOT have.(hence the P.g)

I am not sure that's making us smarter but I am convinced that's helping[8D]
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

blackstangs281 -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 7:22:54 PM)

Popcorn,  popcorn.[:)]

Mr H3x -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 7:29:10 PM)

oops

JM -> RE: Woman Drivers (2/6/2007 7:37:57 PM)

HEY!! you Stang, Dennis and H3x  I expected some support from you guy.[:D][:D][:D].

you're a bunch of PUSSY. (or maybe you're not MPC enough[8D])

OK, I know that lawwife is not the easiest target  but I never refuse a good fight WHEN I NOW I AM RIGHT![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

  

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