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MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 10:14:39 AM   
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Words Women Use:  1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.  2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.  3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.  4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!  5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing). 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.  8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!  9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,"what's wrong."For the woman's response,refer to #3. 

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 11:05:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LawWyfe

Words Women Use:  1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.  2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.  3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.  4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!  5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing). 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.  8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!  9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,"what's wrong."For the woman's response,refer to #3. 


I don't know why they don't include this in the instruction manual.  Could save guys a lot of grief if they learned this earlier!!!

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 11:11:37 AM   
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Or women could communicate things CLEARLY to avoid the misunderstandings   




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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 12:28:00 PM   
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Or women could communicate things CLEARLY to avoid the misunderstandings   




5 .... 4 .... 3 .... 2 .... 1 ....


Ummmm...do I strike you as a woman who has a difficult time communicating what's on my mind?

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 12:39:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LawWyfe

Words Women Use:  1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.  2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.  3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.  4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!  5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing). 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.  8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!  9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,"what's wrong."For the woman's response,refer to #3. 


See guys, I KNEW this was really my wife on this forum.  LawWyfe; me working at a Lawfirm; I'm not buying it anymore sweetie drop the act!!!

lol  This is my wife EXACTLY as described.  WOW....

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 1:06:13 PM   
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I would have to agree and say no, LawWyfe .. but the "general" population so to speak .. fits that mold pretty well ...

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 1:07:08 PM   
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It's pretty dead on mine too HG ... LOL!

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 1:13:25 PM   
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Just say yes dear to everthing

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 1:53:21 PM   
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Nicely put Lawwyfe..and dilo, you hit it right..just say yes dear to everything

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 2:13:37 PM   
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Thank you H34 , and yes dear works ohh so well!  

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 2:16:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LawWyfe

Words Women Use:  1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.  2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.  3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.  4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!  5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing). 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.  8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!  9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,"what's wrong."For the woman's response,refer to #3. 


You forgot # 10
 
10) Forget about it; This does not mean it has been forgotten, just postponed until the right time to bring it back up in your face, refer to #8




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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 2:17:13 PM   
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Lawwyfe.....your making me feel I'm going to like it more and more on here......you ladies got spunk.....love it!!!!                gangstagirl  ;)

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 2:18:39 PM   
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So true.  Women never seem to forget about things that can come back to haunt you!!!

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 2:23:13 PM   
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Lawwyfe.....your making me feel I'm going to like it more and more on here......you ladies got spunk.....love it!!!!                gangstagirl  ;)


You will definatly fit in...these ladies can be brutal and sweet. They take no chit from us and they can dish it out just the same...

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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT - 1/30/2007 3:21:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dilo2001gt

Just say yes dear to everthing


Unless there's a sharp object near the general groin area .. forget it LOL!!!! 

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