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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/12/2007 10:50:42 PM   
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No salutes yet in NC but the weather has been unseasonably warm so only time will tell.  I will keep you all posted!

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/13/2007 12:06:50 PM   
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Dennis I think you're right. The funny thing is, he had a license plate frame from a hummer dealership.

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/15/2007 5:02:14 AM   
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Isn't that a Saturn? My boss owns a Saturn

btw, I just got 35s

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yes an H3 with 35's can drive over a civic type car




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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/17/2007 4:16:52 PM   
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I had some jerk yell to me that I was ruining the environment.  I responded by saying yes maybe but you seem to be enjoying teh warm weather were having this winter.  Then I followed it up by calling him a name.


In light of the "Hummer Salute" issue, I think preemptive strikes are in order.  Therefore, I've been pondering slogans for license plate frames, bumper and and window stickers.  The slogans are all based on Hummer superiority and/or those who hate Hummers.  It took me about an hour to come up with these.  Help yourself to them.  :-)

"Hybrids Taste Like Chicken"
"Just Face It - You're Jealous"
"My Other Vehicle Has Mounted Guns"
"My Other Vehicle Has Tracks"
"Hiss For Me Like A Vampire, Hippie"
"You Wish You Were Me.  Trust Me."
"Any Subarus Stuck In My Treads?"
"Pardon Me - Got Any Grey Poupon?"
"Why Yes, I DO Own The Road."
"The Earth Is Mine.  Sorry."
"Made In Mordor"
"Be Afraid.  Very Afraid."
"Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Wishes You Were Me."
"Jack Bauer Edition (Eddie Who?)"
"10 out of 10 Terrorists Agree - Hummers Suck"
"If You Can Read This, You're Probably In a Subaru/Jeep/Land Rover/Etc" (display upside down)
"Got Hummer Hatred?  Call 1-800-SUX-2BME"
"Ka-Chow!" (from Disney's "Cars")
"Gee, You Sure Look Vulnerable From Up Here"

And perhaps my personal favorite:

"Sucks To Be You, Doesn't It?"

Heh heh

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/17/2007 4:30:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Highwinder


"10 out of 10 Terrorists Agree - Hummers Suck"


My favaorite one!

Somebody should make it into a bumper sticker!

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/17/2007 4:37:24 PM   
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I like them all, especially the Land Rover one (it's not true, but still funny)

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/17/2007 6:18:09 PM   
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I like them all, especially the Land Rover one (it's not true, but still funny)


Damn right it isnt . Your Freelander was reliable enough Dennis wasn't it. Even if you didn't take it off road!!



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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/17/2007 8:43:06 PM   
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I think I'm going to get a "Jeep Recovery Vehicle" sticker and put it on upside down.

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/20/2007 11:59:46 PM   
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Came across this site the other evening.  People posting complaints against license plates...
http://platewire.com/

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/21/2007 4:01:54 AM   
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Here's the HUMMER Salute I received that the little Prick posted of FUH2.com (You can still see the bling even with this LOSERS crappy wipers)



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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/21/2007 7:27:48 AM   
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Did you notice this one post on Fuh2.com?

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Submission by: humrh8r
Location: San Miguel de Allende, Mexico
Date: November 27, 2006
I was told I wouldn't see a Hummer in San Miguel as the roads are so narrow. Well, low and behold, what do I see after a delicious Thanksgiving meal outside of the restaurant...a ****ing H3. I got some of my comrads to join me in the salute! FUH3!!!


I think that about sums it up.

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/22/2007 5:49:24 PM   
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Here's the HUMMER Salute I received that the little Prick posted of FUH2.com ...


Hahahaha

I went to that wuss web site and took a look around.  You just GOTTA love their logic on the very first opening page on why these spineless retards hate hummers.  Talk about little d*ck syndrome.

It seems these jealous little cockroaches are conveniently oblivious to Chevy Suburbans and Semi trucks, which get worse mileage.  I have yet to see a single complaint about the guzzling V8 vehicles being built by Germany or Japan.  They don't even criticize Ford's huge guzzlers either.  As for vehicles themselves, I have NEVER seen anything other than Hummers getting a single-finger salute on the road.

It's not about the pollution.  It's not about the size.  It's about envy and fear.

I haven't bought my H3 yet.  But after seeing that spineless, vicious, web site, I want one now more than ever.


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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/25/2007 6:02:48 PM   
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Well, I am offically a member of this club!

On my way home from work some two toothed lady (yes, she was close enough for me to see that she had ... maybe, two teeth) pulled up beside me in what had to be a 1970's rusted tank of a hoopty, that was spewing fumes worse than a turbine!! She looks at me, I catch her eye, she starts waving her finger at me, vigorlessly I might add. So, I smiled, showed her all my pearly whites and blew her a kiss. It infuriated her, she started screaming ... what I don't know and I happily drove off ... still smiling!

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/25/2007 6:08:06 PM   
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Well, I am offically a member of this club!

On my way home from work some two toothed lady (yes, she was close enough for me to see that she had ... maybe, two teeth) pulled up beside me in what had to be a 1970's rusted tank of a hoopty, that was spewing fumes worse than a turbine!! She looks at me, I catch her eye, she starts waving her finger at me, vigorlessly I might add. So, I smiled, showed her all my pearly whites and blew her a kiss. It infuriated her, she started screaming ... what I don't know and I happily drove off ... still smiling!


Checked out your pic and you definately have a pretty smile.  As for the Hummer salute....just a warning folks I carry a gun for a living.

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RE: Hummer Salute? - 1/25/2007 6:20:24 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TigerLily

Well, I am offically a member of this club!

On my way home from work some two toothed lady (yes, she was close enough for me to see that she had ... maybe, two teeth) pulled up beside me in what had to be a 1970's rusted tank of a hoopty, that was spewing fumes worse than a turbine!! She looks at me, I catch her eye, she starts waving her finger at me, vigorlessly I might add. So, I smiled, showed her all my pearly whites and blew her a kiss. It infuriated her, she started screaming ... what I don't know and I happily drove off ... still smiling!


That's the way to PISS THEM OFF!!!!

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