T'was the day after Christmas
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T'was the day after Christmas - 12/27/2006 10:29:56 AM
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Dennis
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'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
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Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor,
While upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
I went into the kitchen and started to clean.
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When out on the lawn there arose a clatter,
I leap from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the garden window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
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And what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck,
with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."
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With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox,
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, and they still came.
Whistling an shouting he called them by name:
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"Now Dillard's, now Broadway's, now Sears and Robinson's.
Here's Penney's, Levitz's, Target and Mervyn's.
To the tip of your limit, every store, every mall,
You charged away--charged away--charged away all!"
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Whooping an whistling as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck an drove down the road,
Driving much faster with just half a load.
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Til I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer, "Enjoy what you got. .
.you'll be paying all year!"
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RE: T'was the day after Christmas - 12/27/2006 12:51:02 PM
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H34 pleasure
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Joined: 11/2/2006
From: Effort, Pa
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Here is one for you Dennis...
Christmas Story.
Twas the night before christmas--old santa was pi$$ed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little Brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
I've busted my a$$ for damn near a year,
Instead of thanks santa---what do I hear,
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night,
The elves want more money--the reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids,
Donner is pregnant and vixen has aids,
and just when I thought that things would be better,
those a$$holes from the IRS sent me a letter,
they say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
who the he!! ever sent santa any money.
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
they want the impossible--those mean little sh!ts
I spent a whole year making wagon and sleds
Assembling dolls--Their arms, legs, and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--no request for them
They want computers and robots--they think, I'm IBM.
Flying through the air..dodging the tree's
falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job theres just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a$$ and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason
I found me a blonde, I'm going south for the season.
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RE: T'was the day after Christmas - 12/27/2006 6:40:25 PM
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HummBob
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