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RE: JOKES - 4/25/2007 8:48:48 PM
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Hummergirl4
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OMG! That was cute 
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RE: JOKES - 4/26/2007 1:27:37 PM
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Misster
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You do the math...
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RE: JOKES - 4/26/2007 3:18:34 PM
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HummBob
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ORIGINAL: Misster
You do the math...
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MWAHHAHHAHHAA!!
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RE: JOKES - 4/27/2007 1:42:28 AM
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Choco
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ORIGINAL: Misster
You do the math...
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lol, Math Translated into the consequeneces of Women, I love it.
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RE: JOKES - 4/27/2007 3:58:59 AM
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Lane
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Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
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RE: JOKES - 4/27/2007 5:14:15 AM
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Misster
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Lane
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
Poor woman ! 
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RE: JOKES - 4/27/2007 5:18:20 AM
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HummBob
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Lane
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She says, "Oh, honey, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She says, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She says, "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But suddently he stops.
She asks, "Why did you stop?"
He comments, "I found the remote."
GOOD ONE!!!!!
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RE: JOKES - 5/3/2007 1:42:36 PM
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Misster
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What do a 9v battery and a woman's backside have in common ?
You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you'll put your tongue in both...
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RE: JOKES - 5/3/2007 1:54:01 PM
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TigerLily
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ORIGINAL: Misster
What do a 9v battery and a woman's backside have in common ?
You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you'll put your tongue in both...
 
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RE: JOKES - 5/4/2007 7:47:01 AM
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dilo2001gt
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THE BROKEN MOWER
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed . But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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RE: JOKES - 5/4/2007 8:31:02 AM
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LawWyfe
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ORIGINAL: Misster
You do the math...
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No wonder I always hated algebra! 
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RE: JOKES - 5/4/2007 8:32:29 AM
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LawWyfe
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That's why a couple should always have 2 remotes... paybacks are hell! 
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RE: JOKES - 5/4/2007 8:34:10 AM
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LawWyfe
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Funny men don't usually get the concept of a "hint" LOL!
instead they have to have their leg broken to figure it out! LOL
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RE: JOKES - 5/5/2007 12:41:58 AM
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peanutic
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It's fun reading it all
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RE: JOKES - 5/5/2007 8:19:22 AM
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Lane
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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows on tv, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef,' "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2008," "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns," and "Lonestar Sucks and I Only Drink Winecoolers."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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