RE: JOKES
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RE: JOKES - 2/23/2007 6:11:22 AM
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Lane
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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the tv and then threw out my beer.
She's such a bitch....
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RE: JOKES - 3/20/2007 4:34:27 PM
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blackstangs281
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Joined: 11/13/2005
From: Pittsburgh PA
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 Good One!!!!
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RE: JOKES - 3/21/2007 12:18:33 AM
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Dennis
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A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said, "Yes".
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principals office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did, you scared the crap out of him!"
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