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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 12:47:40 PM   
GHummer


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Yea right---thats a good imagination you got there Davyo. Next time you should start it out like this ----

Dear Penthouse, when I bought my H3 I thought it would help a goofy guy like me get my first shot at a clamsnapper. Unfortunatly, nothing seems to work for me so I sit around and type out silly made up stories to unnamed strangers on the H3 forum.....Tomorrow I am going to buy some AXE deodorant spray cause the commercial said that if I use it them I will get laid. If I combine AXE with the H3 and I know that I will have no problem losing my virginity---yeah thats the ticket








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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 12:58:03 PM   
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Ouch..this isnt even a flame war anymore..this is just a straight up BURN!

..that was cheezy. even for me.

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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 1:31:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ghostrider


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ORIGINAL: Greenblade

we, as a collective, should apply for a government grant to study this. the detail we'd need to collect would be exhaustive. Important things like "skanky streetwalker types clearly prefer the H2" or "college girls are clearly drawn to the H3" or "gold digging high maintenance types clearly prefer H2s with alot of bling".

We would require a variety of trucks, from beaten up offroaders to blingmobiles to stock. At least one or two lifted specimen and without a doubt it would be imperative to study the effect of a nice winch.





I CALL DIBS ON THE H3 TEST!!

c'mon...its for science.


But it won't be easy work. I mean we'll have to really get right down to the heart of the matter. And that means, when we're studying which truck draws more toothless mountain-folk women, its going to get a little sketchy.

I don't expect all of us to survive, but for the greater good we SHOULD press on!






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[quote=hummbob]but these days my idea of ROUGHING IT is when there is NO MINT on the Pillow at the Hotel!![/quote]

[quote=ZYNE]I could live with that but a Hotel without room service ... my gawd what is this world coming to?!?[/quote]

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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 1:32:09 PM   
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........But then again,, if you think off-roading is more fun than getting laid,,,, you might wish to seek help. .......



I guess the answer to that depends on the circumstances. I'd certainly rather get my truck dirty than some possible erotic scenarios...

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[quote=hummbob]but these days my idea of ROUGHING IT is when there is NO MINT on the Pillow at the Hotel!![/quote]

[quote=ZYNE]I could live with that but a Hotel without room service ... my gawd what is this world coming to?!?[/quote]

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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 1:48:40 PM   
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with respect to cars and getting girls, its not an uninteresting topic. In my lifetime, i don't think i'm aware of any time when some girl wanted to date or sleep with some guy simply because of a vehicle.

but if "the clothes make the man", then in this society (where our cars, even in a way more than our houses are our "clothes") a car can certainly have some impact on social situations.

To analyze the two vehicles, i guess the H2 is bigger, and if for no reason other than size stands out more, and costs more, so its probably the better "status symbol". An H3 is like 3 skulls on your robe and the H2 is 4, to look at it from a headhunters point of view.

But status isn't necessarily good when trying to make new friends or get a date, its polarizing. Some people are drawn to it, some people aren't. Its like the guy in the big house with the mercedes - do people automatically like him because he's rich? Not at all, many would automatically dislike him or try to find fault or whatever as they'd assume he thought he was too good for them. I'm sure we've all had our moments and experiences with feelings like that.

So if i had to picko ne of the two for no reason other than meeting girls, i'd take the H3. It stands out, and its very nice, but its more approachable and balanced. The H2 is all about over-the-top, and some people will prefer that exuberance and extreme, but some people will shy away from it.

(the fact that my girl may read this and i have an H2 and i can't profit from the H2 attracting alot of girls has nothing to do with any comments above)






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[quote=hummbob]but these days my idea of ROUGHING IT is when there is NO MINT on the Pillow at the Hotel!![/quote]

[quote=ZYNE]I could live with that but a Hotel without room service ... my gawd what is this world coming to?!?[/quote]

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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 1:53:09 PM   
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"Puss factor"??....Have some respect davyo.
I am predicting herpes in your future.

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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 1:54:52 PM   
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I can't believe that everyone here is seriously flaming this guy for asking the question. Can you all tell me honestly that when you were 18 to say 25 and single that you NEVER did anything to impress girls?!?! If you say no...then you are a liar and you know it, or your a pillow biter. Customizing vehicles is a HUGE deal these days and the number 1 motivating factor in doing this is to attract attention!!! That is just a fact. Go to a local DB drag sound off or a car show and notice how the hottest cars have the hottest women around them...this is no coincidence and is nothing new.

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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 4:20:13 PM   
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I've learned some new words on this thread if nothing else..

Clamsnapper...LMAO

Pillow Biter....LMAO

Toothless mountain-folk women...Careful..I know a few of them..LMOA..We call that summer teeth..Some are on the top and some are on the bottom..



FX;Wiping tears from my eyes..whew that's good stuff...you can't make this stuff up!

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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 5:41:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: importkiller

I can't believe that everyone here is seriously flaming this guy for asking the question. Can you all tell me honestly that when you were 18 to say 25 and single that you NEVER did anything to impress girls?!?! If you say no...then you are a liar and you know it, or your a pillow biter. Customizing vehicles is a HUGE deal these days and the number 1 motivating factor in doing this is to attract attention!!! That is just a fact. Go to a local DB drag sound off or a car show and notice how the hottest cars have the hottest women around them...this is no coincidence and is nothing new.



"Importkiller",, thanks for your comments,,,, I really had no idea I was going to get slamed as much as I have, I did think it was a valid honest and fun question to post.
It has been fun though, I have a thick skin and can take the flaming, besides what better way to break in the new guy to the forum than some good flaming.

I have always done and will continue to do things in my life to impress the hotties,, I dont understand why some think that is a bad thing.

Davyo

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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/21/2006 8:17:34 PM   
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Now people tell me - that i am very honest, and davyo

--===>>> Thank you for keeping it honest <<<===--- even if it didnt apply to all of us - that was also on my shopping list factor.

I had 3 bmws, 1 mercedez, and now this hummer (not only for the women, but i love those cars, not the mercedes that much). I can honestly tell you, that i have been through your situation that you went through on your date the other day, when the girl saw your car and was totally into you - its sad but true,

and most of the time you cant stay with a person like that, that wants you for what you have, but hey, IF IT'S GONNA GET YOU SOME, so what? you dont want to marry that person anyway!

Do you know that theres a species of a bird in south america (i saw this in the discovery channel) that the male competes with the other males to get a female, and what he has to do is make the strongest, most impressive nest, with the most twigs, than the female inpects all the nests, and stay's with the "male" with the best looking nest.... SO WHATS UP WITH THAT?

believe me davyo, a lot of guys have been doing that even since we were buying horses, and carriages.



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RE: Does the H3 get you laid as much as the H2 ??? - 10/22/2006 12:18:04 AM   
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quote:

a lot of guys have been doing that even since we were buying horses, and carriages.
..I don't wanna hear any wise cracks...yeah, I know what you were thinking..

Besides..Ole Davy took all the jibbing pretty good..I don't think he got more than a little warming..no one toasted him bad..I didn't think..

Okay Dave..welcome to the forum..you just passed the the hazing party and you kept your cool.. J/K

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