Traveling on an airplane.......
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Traveling on an airplane....... - 6/3/2008 4:03:44 PM
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Trayderjoe
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?
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RE: Traveling on an airplane....... - 6/3/2008 4:23:27 PM
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RE: Traveling on an airplane....... - 6/3/2008 4:29:17 PM
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RE: Traveling on an airplane....... - 6/3/2008 6:35:02 PM
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