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Bob's death wish - 5/31/2008 2:56:40 PM

Muddydawg75

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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RE: Bob's death wish - 5/31/2008 3:56:58 PM

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Ouch

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RE: Bob's death wish - 5/31/2008 5:22:36 PM

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RE: Bob's death wish - 5/31/2008 6:59:31 PM

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...that could be trouble.

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/1/2008 12:56:54 AM

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THAT IS FRICKEN HiLaRiOuS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/1/2008 3:41:53 AM

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If he was smart, he'd not go home..hahahhhaha

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/1/2008 10:00:30 AM

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/1/2008 11:57:23 PM

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quote:

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If he was smart, he'd not go home..hahahhhaha

What's wrong with a SCALE????

Maybe a Vacumn???

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/2/2008 5:27:19 AM

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I would sleep with one eye open after he gave her that gift.

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/2/2008 8:23:48 PM

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That's For Sure!!!!

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/3/2008 4:33:14 PM

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quote:

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What's wrong with a SCALE????

Maybe a Vacumn???

or a pair of slippers and a Dildo.....

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/3/2008 8:12:02 PM

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lol

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/3/2008 10:14:47 PM

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That's better than a vacuum.

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/4/2008 12:30:21 AM

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I dunno, all 3 gifts SUCK!!!!

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RE: Bob's death wish - 6/4/2008 11:25:40 AM

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well... if you don't like the slippers.....

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